({
first: "Furst Neme-a",
last: "Lest Neme-a ",
email: "Emeeel Eddress",
filingDate: "Feeling Dete-a",
grossincome: "Pleese-a Inter Yuoor 2007 Gruss Incume-a",
deductibles: "Tutel Dedoocshuns",
netincome: "Texeble-a Incume-a",
taxpaid: "Tutel Veethulding",
refund: "Yuoor Reffoond",
owed: "Emuoont Yuoo Oove-a",
campaign: "Vuoold yuoo leeke-a tu cuntreeboote-a un ixtra $3 tu zee Preseedentiel Cempeeegn Foond? Bork Bork Bork!"
})